Kill the Dog Next Door (옆집 개를 죽여라)

Sung by Arrogant Worms (1995)

I once was a happy man of sound and stable mind,

then my neighbor bought a dog.

He put a ribbon on its head to make it cute, but it still looked like a Chihuahua.

He had me over to watch it sit and beg, it bit my knee and made love to my leg.

Now it barks all the night and all of the day, whenever it's not peeing on my lawn.

내가 한때는 차분한 마음의 아주 행복한 남자였는데, 그때 내 이웃이 개를 샀지.

그 개주인이 귀엽게 보이기 위해 머리에 리본을 얹었지만 그건 여전히 치와와처럼 보였지.

그는 그 개가 앉아서 애걸하는 걸 보라고 했지, 그게 내 무릎을 깨물고 내 다리를 덮쳤지.

그 개가 내 잔디밭에 오줌을 싸지 않으면, 이제는 밤새도록 그리고 온 종일 짖어 대.

I didn't get to sleep last night 'til very late, the stupid dog barked and grred.

I got up late for work and ran to catch the bus, but I slipped on a turd.

I was certain it wasn't one of mine, and that that dog had crossed over the line.

I wanted to exterminate it and all its kind from my lovely little suburb.

난 어젯밤 아주 늦게까지 잠을 못 잤지. 그 멍청한 개가 짖고 으르렁거렸거든.

나는 늦게 일어나 출근이 늦어서 버스를 타려고 달려가다가 개똥에 미끄러졌지.

그것이 내 탓이 아니라고 확신했지, 그 개가 선을 넘었다고 말이지.

나는 그 개와 모든 이런 것을 나의 사랑스러운 작은 교외로부터 없애 버리길 원했지,

I'm gonna kill the dog next door, ain't gonna bark any more,

'Cuz this is Judgment Day and the little runt has got to pay.

No more turds on my lawn, that stupid mutt will soon be gone

Gonna kill kill kill kill kill kill kill that dog.

난 옆집 개를 죽여버릴 거야, 더 이상 짖지 못하도록.

오늘은 심판의 날이기에, 그 꼬마 개는 대가를 치러야 했지

내 잔디밭에 더 이상 똥을 안 싼다는 건, 그 멍청한 개는 곧 사라질 거라는 거지.

죽여, 죽여, 죽여, 그 개를 죽여 버릴 거야.

I see the little monster in my garden, so I grab and axe and off I go.

And I try my best to get it, all I do is sever my big toe.

My neighbor comes outside to calm me,

he says his dog and me should just be friends.

He puts his little pet in my forgiving hands...

Then it starts to bite, so I strangle it with all my might,

Oh, oh, oh, oh, ooh.

난 내 정원에 있는 작은 괴물이 보여서, 나는 도끼를 집어 들고 출발했지.

그리고 그걸 실천하기 위해 최선을 다해, 내가 하는 모든 일은 내 엄지 발가락을 자르는 거야.

이웃이 나를 진정시키려고 밖으로 나와서는, 개와 내가 그냥 친구가 돼야만 한다고 해.

그는 내 용서의 손에 자신의 작은 애완동물을 쥐어 줘...

그때, 그게 물기 시작해서, 난 온 힘을 다해 그걸 목 졸라 죽여 버리고,

오, 오, ~~~~~~~

I'm gonna kill the dog next door, ain't gonna bite any more,

'Cuz this is Judgment Day and the little runt has got to pay.

No more turds on my lawn, that stupid mutt will soon be gone,

Gonna kill kill kill kill kill kill kill that dog.

난 옆집 개를 죽여버릴 거야, 더 이상 짖지 못하도록.

오늘은 심판의 날이기에, 그 꼬마 개는 대가를 치러야 했지

내 잔디밭에 더 이상 똥을 안 싼다는 건, 그 멍청한 개는 곧 사라질 거라는 거지.

죽여, 죽여, 죽여, 그 개를 죽여 버릴 거야.

Now that stupid mutt's in doggy heaven, I strangled it to death, and now I'm free,

but my trouble ain't quite over, my neighbor called the cops on me.

I end up at the police station,

where I am told that I must pay a three-hundred dollar fine.

Wow, what a good value I think I'll kill my neighbor too,

Oh, oh, oh, oh, ooh.

이제 그 멍청한 개는 천국에 있어, 내가 죽도록 목을 졸랐거든,

그리고 이제 속 시원해, 하지만 내 문제는 아직 끝나지 않았지, 그 이웃이 경찰을 불렀거든.

나는 300달러의 벌금을 내야 한다고 하는 경찰서에서 결말이 나고,

와, 정말 좋은 값이네, 이웃도 죽일 수 있을 것 같네요.

오, 오, ~~~~~~~

I'm gonna kill the guy next door, won't call the cops anymore.

I never liked him anyway, three hundred isn't much to pay.

There are turds on my lawn,

They must be his, his dog is gone

Gonna kill kill kill kill kill kill kill

Kill kill kill kill kill kill kill

Kill kill kill kill kill kill kill that guy!

난 옆집에 있는 남자를 죽여버릴 거야, 더 이상 경찰을 부르지 못하도록.

어쨌든 난 그를 좋아하지 않았지, 300달러는 별로 큰 돈도 아니고,

내 잔디밭에 똥, 그 똥들은 그의 짓일 거야, 그의 개는 없어지고

그를 죽일 거야, 죽여, 죽여, 죽여.

죽여, 죽여, 죽여. 죽여, 죽여, 죽여.

그녀석을 죽여!

Songwriters: The Arrogant Worms